Name Jokes?

Have you ever heard of name jokes such as:
What do you call...
1. a one legged female pirate- Peggy
2. a lady with one leg shorter than the other-eileen
3. a man with his legs chopped off up to the knee- neil
4. a man with no legs/arms in a swimming pool- bob
etc

Guy with no arms or legs:

on the wall? - Art
on your doorstep? - Matt
in your hot tub? - Stu
in the ocean? - Bowie (Buoy)
in your fireplace? - Bernie
in your mailbox? - Bill
in a tiger cage? - Claude
buried six feet under? - Doug
buried three feet under? - Douglas
under a bed? - Dusty
on George W's desk? - Vito
who's been struck by lightning? - Rodon a grill? - Frank
in a pile of leaves - Russel (probably my fav.)
on a hill? - Roland

Girl with no arms or legs:

on the grill? - Patty
blowing in the wind? - Gail
on a microscope slide? - Jean (or man - Gene)
in a pond? - Lily
on a fence? - Barb
in a vase? - Rose
on a tennis court? - Annette


 girl that had one leg shorter than the other was Eileen Dover.

Rusty Bedsprings by I.P. Nightly
40 Yards to the Outhouse by Willie Maykit